oh, bollocks

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oh, bollocks  (  s o m e  v a g u e l y  p o e t i c a l  j i s m  )







sing a song of tossing cabers

tartan paint & rattled sabres

honey bees seek missing marbles

absent cats & money makers


shoo the spew of alma maters

soupy gruel & rusty razors

salad tongues for mangled garble

judas shrews & ratty traitors


scan the land of bastard acres

handy stands & bandy capers

marching hares in search of sparkles

fiddled thumbs & drumming majors


thud the sod of muddy gaiters

wonky flows & nosy neighbours

star the scars of starling startles

certainty & curtain drapers


skim the thin of icy skaters

leper hands & pepper shakers

mumble on in bundled parcels

hand grenades & hungry lasers


loop the hoop of crusty craters

that'll do & fruits of labour

monkey spunk - dash - manky marvels

messy desks & scraps of paper

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& blue doors

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& blue doors  (  a  t r u e  s t o r y  )




cobwebs & cobnuts

& green fields & eyesores


roses & noses

& seesaws & sea shores


moonlight & morning

& sunshine & gold straw


rat traps & bat flaps

& hopscotch

the black horse



echoes & yellow

& embers & wild boar


mudflaps & strange ways

& grey days & white floors


trickles & ripples

& whispers & wild roars


rainbows on all fours

in new shoes

& blue doors

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dawn socks

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dawn socks  (  a n o t h e r  s t a b  i n  t h e  d a f t  )




blackbirds stir the rooster

windmills spurn the rumours

rivers spin in dazzles

tudors mock computers


bandstands blast the future

pupils swat the tutor

bakers roll the barrel

coopers toot their scooters


drunkards flop in stupours

curtains spot the snoopers

jackals rasp a cackle

jewellers loop the hoopla


grocers pea the shooters

tranquil seas the lunar

goslings goose the gabble

losers shaft the super


gibbons gob the goober

dragons snap the ruler

humble stumps the camel

boosters boot the troopers


penguins dress the suitors

gubbins floods the sewers

tossers pop the prattle

welcome to the future

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bobbing balls & rubber nuts

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bobbing balls & rubber nuts  (  a  p o e t r y  o f  p o e t r y  )




bobbing balls & rubber nuts

tossing squalls & sputtered dust

soggy flops & nimble limbs

mimicking the herons strut


otter pops & adder puffs

jotter toss & badger musk

phantom hands & fingertips

tickling the bristled brush


clouded spouts & muffled hush

shrouded doubts & bustled guts

bingo wings & limbo lands

sandwiching the upper crust


scissor kicks & paper cuts

in a bit & vapour flux

songs of wars & bronzen dawns

warbling the morning thrush


sneezing peas & creeping gusts

bleeding keys & weeping slush

crossing tees & spotting dots

watching clocks to stop the rush


weather then & muddled ducks

feather friends & ruffled tufts

twiddle toes & on she goes

poetry's a fucking slut

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this idyll piddle

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this idyll piddle  (  v a g u e l y  p o e t i c a l  j i s m  )





this idyll piddle is a pillock in the riddle

it's the rasps of the spat

& the ripples of the spittle


this mortal dawdle is a bauble & a snorkel

it's the black of the cracks

& the chortles of the warbles


this itchy ditty is the drizzle of the drippy

it's the flaps of the bats

& the shitty of the iffy


this leper letter is a measure of the weather

it's a map of the scraps

& a petal - then a feather

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