back welcome


back welcome  (  a  p o e m  &  a  w i s h  )

sing a song of wonky springs

carrot tops & donkey kings

sticky buds & stretchy days

swanky swans & signet rings

cluck a hen of blossoming

sloppy swash & buckling

fleeting frost & gleaming rays

watercress & water wings

spew a tune of flapping limbs

bells of blue & happenings

busy nests & shades of may

april rain & apron strings

spin a hymn of portal flings

badger glands & dorsal fins

autumn not this hazy maze

back welcome & let's begin


piffle void


piffle void  (  a  t r u e  s t o r y  )

in spotted socks & donkey frocks

as if the flim had tinned the pots

of fairy phlegm & spun the spoon

of happenstance the black baboon

in clotted dross & zombie socks

as if the shrew had spewed the flocks

of curdled birds & tossed the tune

of speckled vests on vast bassoons

in knotted whats & wonky toss

as if the hymn had rid the pox

of hairy mayors & plucked the prune

of pan the flan in pantaloons

in jotted blots & on we trots

as if the fox had spat the crops

of mutant june & yet the moon

has slapped & sapped the afternoon



emit levart


emit levart  (  s o m e  r o p y  r h y m e s  )

it's flakes of grey on this green sphere

where squawk is squeak & plays shake spears

it's shite red boots & eyes of blear

it's birds as words of slurs & smears

so pin your nose & blow your ears

then stroll upstream beyond the weir

then plod back to your childhood years

when blue was blue & skies were clear




twitch-craft  (  a  p o e m  )

cotton buds & grapple fumbles

brandy snaps the apple crumble

stormy cups & pickled peppers

uppercut the prickled weather

monkey spunk & tundra jungles

hairy hands on bandy trundles

fairy notes & doting headers

cheesy dreams of floating cheddar

belly flops & stomach rumbles

bullish bees be killer bumbles

otter toss & fishy netters

sheepish wolves in woollen sweaters

shattered glass & nackered tumbles

ladders step the wrangled rundles

sinking ships & winking beggars

spiders style the kitchen dressers

speckled specks & muffled scumbles

total scums the smoking funnels

chicken necks & homely wreckers

credit checks for stony steppers

pissing gist & misty jumbles

pigeons spit in mustn't grumbles

kitten spit & woven feathers

christening this open letter



oh, bollocks


oh, bollocks  (  s o m e  v a g u e l y  p o e t i c a l  j i s m  )

sing a song of tossing cabers

tartan paint & rattled sabres

honey bees seek missing marbles

absent cats & money makers

shoo the spew of alma maters

soupy gruel & rusty razors

salad tongues for mangled garble

judas shrews & ratty traitors

scan the land of bastard acres

handy stands & bandy capers

marching hares in search of sparkles

fiddled thumbs & drumming majors

thud the sod of muddy gaiters

wonky flows & nosy neighbours

star the scars of starling startles

certainty & curtain drapers

skim the thin of icy skaters

leper hands & pepper shakers

mumble on in bundled parcels

hand grenades & hungry lasers

loop the hoop of crusty craters

that'll do & fruits of labour

monkey spunk - dash - manky marvels

messy desks & scraps of paper