cripes & out the other one

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cripes & out the other one ( a poem but there are worse things … )


don't baffle the badger

or flummox the fox

don't puzzle the polecat

you'll give 'em the pox


don't bother the otter

or garble the lark

don't wobble the weasel

or things could turn dark


don't addle the adder

or tickle the toad

don't headfuck the heron

or you'll shit your load

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